Overheard in New York: Waiting for the Eclipse at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden

If you ever hurt my daughter, I swear I will let her navigate her own emotional growth.

I’m not an asshole. I’m an introvert.

Ayn Rand reviews children’s movies.

I went to Hogwarts and did not learn math or spelling, and now I can’t get a job.

Fashionable outfits for working from home.

Now is the time to cherish the little things, by Jeff Bezos.