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A Brief History of Our Family-Owned Chip Company

It all started when Daddy bought too many potatoes.
Shouts & Murmurs

Reading “The Power Broker” Has Changed My Life

I’ve also found that the book works great as a tofu press or a yoga block.
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Parents in a Chain

The great zucchini-bread disaster of 2024 and other mishaps, on a group text of moms and dads after the library bake sale.
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America!: Republican Vice-Presidential Candidates Compete for Trump’s Favor in the Thunderdome

It’s the same as the real world, but more steampunk—so, worse.
Shouts & Murmurs

Self-Help Books from Ancient Times

“The Ultimate Detox from Feudalism,” “Stop Overthinking and Start Impaling,” and other gems.

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With Pride

Culture Desk

How to Draw a Horse

To learn to draw horses, you can’t just want to draw them; you must NEED to draw them.
Shouts & Murmurs

Pride Celebrations for the Quietly Contemplative

Taking notes on RuPaul’s MasterClass as if there will be a quiz.
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Things People Think My Girlfriend and I Are Before Realizing We’re Lesbians

Sisters who look nothing alike? Escaped nuns? Tina Fey and Amy Poehler?
Shouts & Murmurs

The Best Floats at the Straight-Pride Parade

Women Who Have Always Dreamed of Getting Married at Disney World, Guys Who Scream at Their Girlfriends in Various Chain Restaurants, and more.

Comics

Sketchbook

Meet My TV Boyfriend

A wood-panelled cathode-ray television set that lived on my bed—not as much fun as it sounds!
Blitt’s Kvetchbook

Send In the Clowns

Don’t bother, they’re here.
Shouts & Murmurs

Rating Strangers in My Neighborhood

The overly friendly Trader Joe’s cashiers, the dogs in baby strollers, and more.
Sketchpad

The Best Scammy Self-Help Books of the Summer!

“Let’s Save Our Trees” (hardback edition!), the minimalist shopping guide, and other best-sellers by hypocrites.

More Humor

Shouts & Murmurs

Six Eerie Predictions That Early Sci-Fi Authors Got Completely Wrong

The Turbo Fridge, a shoe that does your taxes, and other future-tech that never came to be.
Shouts & Murmurs

Middle-Age Fantasies

Which is hotter? Talking geopolitics with the sexy nurse, or finding that the alluring young babysitter likes your unpublished novel?
Culture Desk

When Dads Cry: A Memoir in Man Tears

My wife sees it as an expression of feelings-friendly masculinity to be modelled for our two still-impressionable boys.
Culture Desk

Dry Ice and Rose Petals: An Entrance Fit for the Father of the Bride

And did I mention the fireworks? Lighting your way down the aisle!
Culture Desk

Lying to My Dad

I’d become everything to him—a fun-house mirror, constantly contorting to fit his needs.
Blitt’s Kvetchbook

Alito, Roberts, and Thomas See the Sea

Summer recess for the Supremes.
Shouts & Murmurs

It’s Time to Schedule Your Annual Friendship Checkup

What is your current employment status?
Shouts & Murmurs

What Are You Fond of, Samuel Alito?

My wife is fond of expensive men’s watches, Norwegian death metal, and private jets. I am not.
Blitt’s Kvetchbook

Bannon Behind Bars

He’ll get by with a little help from his friends.
Shouts & Murmurs

New Takes on Old Sayings

All is fair in love and chores.