Bess Kalb
Horoscopes Written by My Mother
With Saturn rising, you might feel the astrological pull of stubbornness in your sixth house. Like when Bess waited thirteen hours before she got the epidural.
Literary Classics Written by a Parent of Young Children
“My people!” the Golden King shouted. “I have vanquished our greatest foe, and tonight we dine on butter noodles!”
Nobody Will Tell You This but Me: Phone Calls with My Grandmother
“Hi—Bessie. It’s Grandma. I’m reading the New York Times, and I saw an article about cats. Are you sitting down?”
Texts from Joe Biden to Barack Obama on March 2, 2020
“Oh, man, just randomly saw this photo of us on my phone.”
A Selection of the 30 Most Disappointing Under 30
Oksana Iyovitch: purchased a kitten after seeing a picture on the Twitter feed Cute Emergency. Tried to return it when it “got too big.”
Horoscopes Written by My Mother
With Saturn rising, you might feel the astrological pull of stubbornness in your sixth house. Like when Bess waited thirteen hours before she got the epidural.
Literary Classics Written by a Parent of Young Children
“My people!” the Golden King shouted. “I have vanquished our greatest foe, and tonight we dine on butter noodles!”
Nobody Will Tell You This but Me: Phone Calls with My Grandmother
“Hi—Bessie. It’s Grandma. I’m reading the New York Times, and I saw an article about cats. Are you sitting down?”
Texts from Joe Biden to Barack Obama on March 2, 2020
“Oh, man, just randomly saw this photo of us on my phone.”
A Selection of the 30 Most Disappointing Under 30
Oksana Iyovitch: purchased a kitten after seeing a picture on the Twitter feed Cute Emergency. Tried to return it when it “got too big.”