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Seth Meyers Mocks Donald Trump for Appearing to Nod Off in Court
“Does he even wear suits to court or just footie pajamas and a nightcap?” Meyers joked on Wednesday.
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Power Naps?
Former President Donald Trump appeared to fall asleep in court again during his criminal trial this week.
“If your main criticism of your opponent is that he’s sleepy, so much so that you call him ‘Sleepy Joe,’ then I would say that your one job as a candidate is to not fall asleep in public,” Seth Meyers said on Wednesday.
“All right, what is going on with him? Hibernating bears don’t sleep this much. I’m starting to think when they say he slept with a porn star, they meant literally.” — SETH MEYERS
“If you can’t make it through your own trial for defrauding voters during a presidential election without nodding off, how are you going to make it through your daily security briefings as president? Are you going to put a bunk bed in the situation room?” — SETH MEYERS
“Oh, so the trial for him covering up having sex with Stormy Daniels is a lot like him having sex with Stormy Daniels — he lasts only a few furious minutes and then nods off.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“So far, the only thing that can keep him awake is an iPad playing ‘Bluey.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Does he even wear suits to court or just footie pajamas and a nightcap?” — SETH MEYERS
The Punchiest Punchlines (‘Vaygan’ Edition)
“That’s right, Shana, get ready for him to grab you by the vaygina.” — JIMMY KIMMEL, on Trump’s strange pronunciation of “vegan” as “vaygan” at a rally in Wisconsin on Wednesday
“He’s unfamiliar with any food not offered on a Meal Deal Menu.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“My favorite president was Ronald Vāgan.” — JIMMY FALLON
“You know what they say, Viva las Vee-gas.” — JIMMY FALLON
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