"I could go camping with my young kids or I could just be exhausted here at home, but with plumbing."

Demographic shifts may mean changing roles for grandparents within family networks.

"Sorry can't, setting up a decoy thermostat so my in-laws don't mess with the real one during their visit."

"When we go to visit, they are standing in front of the window and jump up and down with excitement when we pull into the driveway. Melts my heart every time!"

"My daughter asking who left the cap off the glue like she thinks I sit around crafting and shit while she’s at camp."

"Slime: a minute in the house, a lifetime on the couch."

Unfortunately, we're not seeing an option with pancakes and bacon on the list.

"Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked."

Yes, I know how babies are made.

Here's what to do if you suspect your child might be experiencing heatstroke — and how to prevent it in the first place.

"Almost beach time! Can anyone recommend a good book to lay open face down in the sand while I adjust children's goggle straps for four hours?"

"I’m not spending thousands of dollars on vacation when I can get bullied by my wife and kids in the comfort of my own home."