Trevor Noah

"We have to continue to be resolute in teaching the whole King."

"Being a baseball player is still a job, which means that sometimes they get into disagreements with their bosses."

It isn't much.

"The question used to be: 'Do you have a sincere religious belief?' And now it's: 'Do you have a PayPal account?'"

"Name one thing Britney has done that's as wasteful and just like, mindless, as going to space in a giant penis."

"It's not just disrespectful, it's also dumb."

Well, that escalated.

"Symbols are a big part of America, and they can have real-world effects."

"Everybody wins."

"I'm no scientist but..."

The former "Daily Show" correspondent has released a memoir.

"This is the culmination of your childhood dream. You don't want to spend it fighting over the arm rest."

"Why is it so hard to stop?"

These are the personalities spreading falsehood across the country.

"It's been another week of Black people being harassed or killed by the police."

"The tree that was planted is bearing the fruit that it was intended to."

"The reason they don't care is because they know they're going to get away with it."

"...which I found out too late does not stand for Nudist Fishing Trip."

"If that's not racism, then the word has no meaning."

"How much did that cost?"

"Miss me with that bull****."

The 'Daily Show' host unpacked the escaping tooth.

"Trump is just handing out pardons like they're gift cards."

"I can't believe what a giant fraud the electoral system is."

"After four years of having to listen to Trump, a normal presidential speech was almost weird."