Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
The wrong Twins player is into Air Force planes
If you’d have guessed, would you think it’d be the guy who WASN’T in the Air Force? Me, neither.
A mildly silly look at the new Twins "shortalls"
Because I am here to satisfy your deepest fashion wants and desires.
Spooky season in Twins Territory
What terrifies Minnesota Twins opponents?
Rocco Baldelli: My new title is ‘King’
Big changes are coming to the Twins clubhouse
Twins Find Surprising Silver Lining on Disappointing Road Trip
Despite struggles on the field, the Twins took advantage of the chance to scout other teams
Twas The Night Before Baseball...
An opening day dream for Rocco Baldelli
Theme nights announced for 2023, here are the ones that just missed the cut
These could have been so much fun!
The Case for Miguel Sano
Does the big man deserve another chance?
An oral history of Twins’ Joes
A veritable celebration of old-timey ballplayers!
Jake Cave “confused” by existence of Old Bay seasoning
"Where the F**k is the ranch?
Viral Facebook Campaign Encourages Twins Fans to Feed Carlos Correa
Fans on social media advocate a novel approach to retaining free agents.
Teaching Jorge Lopez about “The Twins Way®”, a short play
Current and old friends unite to inform the new closer on the way things are done in Twins Territory.
What if the Twins formed a roster only with alliterative-name players?
Inspired by Byron Buxton and Carlos Correa
Twinkie Town Investigation: Did Ryan Jeffers get a Perm?
The important, hard hitting questions are finally being asked.
The Wally Holland Stats Leaderboards
Because the MLB players are locked out and we need fun content
An MLB Alternative to the Winter Classic
I’m not saying it’s a good idea, but I’m also not saying it’s a bad one.
The twelve days of Twins-mas
A beloved carol
Willians Astudillo finds success by slowing down
Some key adjustments have unlocked a new level of performance in 2021. Is this success sustainable?
The ballad of Rowdy and Steve
In which we visit the life of a small-town Wisconsin deputy and his white-trash cousin
The Twins are technically still in it.
Magic number is currently 65.
And now a bunch of words from Dave St. Peter.
Imma read between the lines for you guys.
Trevor Plouffe implies awkward things about recently-traded former teammate
Twinkie Town dot com after dark
Iowa things that shocked Brent Rooker
Besides the amount of corn
The Twins, but as Pro Wrestlers
The Twins stink, so why not...
Predictions for the Mauer charity home run challenge—this is how it will play out
These are my predictions and in no way factual.
Twins Twitter suggests better things for Matt Shoemaker to do for a living
Better than "losing more games for the Twins"
Signs the Twins are getting ready for a fire sale
Read the omens, folks. Its not good.