Satire from The New Yorker’s Andy Borowitz.https://www.newyorker.com© Condé Nast 2024en-USMon, 20 May 2024 12:13:51 +0000https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/george-santos-to-spend-more-time-with-imaginary-family655677139547e2ab0c626c96Thu, 16 Nov 2023 20:59:57 +0000The congressman thanked his children for taking care of his many imaginary pets, including a marmot and a python.Humor / Satire from The Borowitz ReportAndy BorowitzCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/clarence-thomas-collapses-from-exhaustion-after-first-full-day-of-regulating-himself6553f1bc25e54787df41ac2dTue, 14 Nov 2023 23:58:58 +0000Other Justices are struggling with the arduous self-regulatory demands of the code of conduct, too.Humor / Satire from The Borowitz ReportHumorAndy BorowitzCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-terrified-that-mike-johnson-is-the-adult-in-the-room655271cd55618362f80a401eMon, 13 Nov 2023 19:34:28 +0000Americans wondered what sort of adult would deny the outcome of a legitimate election and believe the separation of church and state is a myth.Humor / Satire from The Borowitz ReportAndy BorowitzCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ivanka-unable-to-remember-name-of-her-father654cfbb32c7f33fde216b3b6Thu, 09 Nov 2023 16:07:13 +0000Responding to a question about Donald Trump’s business dealings, Ms. Trump said, “I’m sorry. I’m not familiar with that person.”Humor / Satire from The Borowitz ReportHumorAndy BorowitzCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/furious-ohio-republicans-report-widespread-incidents-of-women-voting654ba36a9755394203183670Wed, 08 Nov 2023 16:06:24 +0000“Many of our poll workers spotted women going into voting booths and literally casting votes,” a G.O.P. operative in Lake County said.Humor / Satire from The Borowitz ReportHumorAndy BorowitzCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ginni-thomas-says-mike-johnsons-wife-seems-a-little-crazy6542966275635ded66f50635Wed, 01 Nov 2023 18:58:56 +0000“Someone has to tell her to dial it back a smidge,” Thomas said, of the wife of the new Speaker of the House.Humor / Satire from The Borowitz ReportHumorAndy BorowitzCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mike-pence-returns-four-dollars-to-donors653febfb4ce592daa8951349Mon, 30 Oct 2023 18:05:39 +0000The former Vice-President told reporters he took pride in the fact that his campaign has been funded exclusively by small contributions.Humor / Satire from The Borowitz ReportHumorAndy BorowitzCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/johnson-promises-to-be-greatest-speaker-of-the-seventeenth-century653985a76665bcf20540ddc9Wed, 25 Oct 2023 21:35:20 +0000“For years, time travel was the stuff of science fiction,” the newly elected Speaker said. “Now, as I take this majestic nation back four hundred years, I will make that dream a reality.”Humor / Satire from The Borowitz ReportHumorAndy BorowitzCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/george-santos-declares-jim-jordans-identity-not-worth-stealing652ee36b3a3145a87e5135c2Tue, 17 Oct 2023 20:14:11 +0000The New York representative told his colleagues, “I would be embarrassed to use any credit card with Jim Jordan’s name on it.”Humor / Satire from The Borowitz ReportHumorAndy BorowitzCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/jim-jordans-speaker-bid-in-jeopardy-after-he-accidentally-locks-himself-in-bathroom652d681a1bcbeea303da6cfeMon, 16 Oct 2023 16:55:23 +0000Jordan’s inability to engineer an exit from his own restroom raised fresh questions about his fitness to be Speaker.Humor / Satire from The Borowitz ReportHumorAndy BorowitzCondé Nast