Humor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts & Murmurs.https://www.newyorker.com© Condé Nast 2024en-USMon, 20 May 2024 11:30:48 +0000https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/05/27/identified6644b7e74b8625da651dd93dMon, 20 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000Non-U.F.O.s: Wizard in balloon. Confirmed origin: Oz. Prophet on flying horselike creature. Confirmed origin: Mecca. Undead in cape. Confirmed origin: Caucasus region.Magazine / Shouts & MurmursIan FrazierCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/what-no-one-tells-you-about-parenting663516477cf0dc005ecf8cfbThu, 16 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000When you feed a child food, that child’s body converts the food into excrement (turn your child upside down to confirm this).Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumorJoanna BradleyCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/welcome-to-my-ex-boyfriend-orientation66351521b0ff81be5fa41e9bWed, 15 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000Help yourself to some cinnamon buns. They’re a labor of love. But I’m used to labor—like, for example, all the emotional labor that predominantly fell on me during our courtships.Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumorMeghana IndurtiCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/the-pros-and-cons-of-being-a-childrens-author66312d46ebb078c3ab236220Tue, 14 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000Pro: Writing and drawing! Con: Writing and drawing.Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumor / SketchbookLiz MontagueCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/05/20/neighborly-cannibals663a6e17b92f1f556709894bMon, 13 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000I asked Kayleigh if she’s ever experimented with nontraditional Lunchables, and she just rolled her eyes and said, “Geez, Mom. Get a life. Or an ear that hasn’t been treated with pesticides.”Magazine / Shouts & MurmursPaul RudnickCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/gallery/cartoons-index-page-daily-cartoon-gallery5947f4568dded7591d626b89Mon, 11 Mar 2024 10:00:00 +0000Daily Cartoon Slide Show.Cartoons / Daily CartoonCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/what-even-is-springtime5acbccac4caa416a2118265aThu, 12 Apr 2018 11:00:00 +0000Mia Mercado writes a humorous ode to springtime and all the changes it brings.Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumor, SpringMia MercadoCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/things-america-is-throwing-out-while-spring-cleaning6425d2d95ef16bc3db140ee9Thu, 06 Apr 2023 10:00:00 +0000That one person without a podcast. Begone!Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumorHumor, Satire, America, Spring cleaningScott Jacobson, Todd Levin, Jason Roeder, Mike Sacks, Ted TravelsteadCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/youll-feel-better-if-you-go-outside60a3cb7e8ff67ede46f8d82dThu, 20 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000Maybe I would. But, then again, TV.Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumorHumor, Satire, Outdoors, SpringPatty TerhuneCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/a-new-york-spring-forecast625f09cd812208f734db4dacThu, 21 Apr 2022 10:00:00 +0000The groundhog told us that it would be warm by now—and it will be! Every other minute.Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumorHumor, Satire, Weather Forecasts, Meteorologists, Spring, New York CityClaire FriedmanCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/05/13/what-sleepy-trump-dreams-about-at-trial6633d45602e4478dc97e62beMon, 06 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000Mashed-potato nightmares! Kafka in the Oval Office! And other things going through the mind of the nap-happy ex-President in court.Magazine / SketchpadBarry BlittCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/america-a-chaos-demon-from-the-underworld-shares-his-tips-on-streamlining-congress662ac25575e13af012608262Thu, 02 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000I’m truly inspired by the surreal dysfunction of your Congress—but isn’t it a little over the top?Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumor / SketchbookAli FitzgeraldCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/blitts-kvetchbook/up-in-arms-at-columbia-university662bf68bbcf5e9e011bca503Fri, 26 Apr 2024 19:14:24 +0000Demonstrations and counter-demonstrations on campus and beyond.Cartoons / Blitt’s KvetchbookCulture / Culture DeskHumorBarry BlittCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/writers-writers-everywhere65d61ea4bce6c5bfb761b99cThu, 25 Apr 2024 10:00:00 +0000The protagonist in every movie I’ve seen this month has been a struggling writer of some sort.Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumor / SketchbookHumorZoe SiCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/mom-the-symposium662966f9478a35689f74ef39Fri, 10 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000Topics will include the almost British accent she uses when ordering takeout and that faraway look she gets when listening to the Grateful Dead’s “Eyes of the World.”Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumorSarah SchmellingCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/actually-i-cant-wait-for-a-trump-biden-rematch6629665951d92b7789d01545Wed, 08 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000This time around, we’ll remember to stock the appropriate amount of Xanax, anticipating that the election will take several days to call.Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumorGinny HoganCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/other-admissions-in-kristi-noems-book6634fe8d836948ca7b2dceaaTue, 07 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000“My greatest ambition is to keep serving this great country of ours in elected office. My second-greatest ambition is to duel the Aflac duck.”Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumorEmily ZauzmerCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/05/13/arrow-retriever66311ea7c5215e0db8f86873Mon, 06 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000Arrow retrieving is a young man’s game. First your back and elbows go, from the constant tugging. Then you get tinnitus, from the loud screaming.Magazine / Shouts & MurmursJack HandeyCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/isnt-it-byronic662a6553760bad30c4bc7247Fri, 03 May 2024 10:00:00 +0000“Well, life has a funny way of / Creeping up on you when you think / Everything’s goin’ great. / Then, boom, you fall in love with your sister.”Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumorEli BurnsteinCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/reasons-why-i-a-middle-aged-woman-am-late-to-this-meeting66296567478a35689f74ef38Tue, 30 Apr 2024 10:00:00 +0000Lost track of time ruminating on the myriad ways I’ve failed my children.Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumorWendi Aarons, Emily FlakeCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/05/06/horoscopes-written-by-my-mother66290543a9d3d3fe4ee59ca5Mon, 29 Apr 2024 10:00:00 +0000With Saturn rising, you might feel the astrological pull of stubbornness in your sixth house. Like when Bess waited thirteen hours before she got the epidural.Magazine / Shouts & MurmursBess KalbCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/board-games-for-liberals6606e7ef6c81243eca0de0a4Wed, 24 Apr 2024 10:00:00 +0000Media Charades: Can you get your teammates to pay for the information they need to guess what’s going on?Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumorEthan KuperbergCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/anthropology-of-the-playground66048ce2cc33539c7b467ba1Tue, 23 Apr 2024 13:17:35 +0000Once you start visiting the playground daily, you will become familiar with the regulars.Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumor / SketchbookLiana FinckCondé Nasthttps://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/recommendations-from-the-guy-who-works-at-your-local-dispensary66213dee421c61a5727d1148Fri, 19 Apr 2024 10:00:00 +0000Turpentine Gelato, Fiscal Daydream, and . . . what was the question again?Humor / Shouts & MurmursHumor / SketchbookDavid Machajewski, Will SantinoCondé Nast