MLB

Presidents have Sir Winston’s back

“There’s something wrong mentally. I don’t care what anyone says. There’s something wrong.” Keyshawn Johnson on no, not Stitches, but Bucs QB Jameis Winston who has been suspended three games for sexually assaulting an Uber driver. Though Keyshawn is sure Jameis needs professional help, cagey veterans Bill Clinton and President Trump see the other side. Wild Bill: “I think ‘norms’ have changed for what you can do to somebody against their will.” And Trump added: “And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything.” Just make sure you stand for the anthem come Week 4.

Astros may have the best pitching staff in baseball and Gerrit Cole leads the team with 146 Ks. That’s saying something. Champs are visiting the Rays. 20 units on the ’Stros.


D’Backs scored twice in the opening frame and went on to fry the fish, 4-0. Marlins with 10 hits but nothing to show for it. Zack Greinke worked seven innings for the W. Deficit reduced to -1,133 fitzpatricks.