A Rhode Island man was busted for illegally performing a operation on his dog because he couldn’t afford to pay a veterinarian.
Alan MacQuattie cut into the canine to remove a cyst — and left it with an infection that had to be cured by a vet.
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Massachusetts police were on poop patrol after they got a search warrant to inspect the bowel movements of a suspect who had allegedly swallowed a huge stash of drugs.
After the suspect was taken to the hospital, cops in Weymouth combed through his fecal matter and found seven bags of heroin, 11 of cocaine and two of crack.
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A restaurant in Toronto is trying to sell customers on a new Valentine’s Day special — sex in the restroom.
Mildred’s Temple Kitchen is promoting itself as a place where patrons can find fine food and romantic, clean restrooms that lend themselves to quick “appetizers” between courses.
“We’ve always had little trysts in our bathrooms,” co-owner Donna Dooher said. “We’re taking it to the next level on Valentine’s weekend.”
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Officials in Saudi Arabia have refused to receive Ambassador Akbar Zib from Pakistan because his name translates into Arabic as “biggest penis.”
The Saudi powers that be found the inadvertent lewd allusion to be too pornographic for their desert kingdom.
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All the flavor is in the hump.
A restaurant in Dubai is offering a new kind of hamburger that it says is a healthy alternative to beef — camel.
A dromedary quarter-pounder costs $5.45 at the Local House restaurant, whose owners claim the meat is fat- and cholesterol-free.