January 10, 2007

Easy Go, Easy Come

Space Mercer the Mercer Street boutique has covered its windows with paper and a small sign saying, "we have closed indefinitely. Please call yada yada for more information. happy new...

Hall of Fame

Since Tony Gwynn and Cal Ripken were obvious first-ballot choices and all polls of the writers suggested Mark McGwire had no chance, the most interesting thing in this year's election...

Blueshirt Blues

"The big dog" as Tom Renney refers to Jaromir Jagr, can't pull the Rangers' sled. His arm is as weak as the supporting cast, which can't help him enough, just...

CWebb in New York

By MARC BERMANChris Webber is in New York right now, though his friends do not know if he'll be attending tonight's Sixers-Knicks game at the Garden. An announcement that Webber...

LIVEBLOG/BOMBAY: McDonald's in India is awesome

Post entertainment reporter Raakhee Mirchandani is in Bombay/Mumbai for the next two weeks - we'll be posting her reports daily (or close to it..one never knows when her connection will...

LISTS: Zagat returns to NOLA

Rob Mangione Tim Zagat announced that everyone should come back to New Orleans because it's the "patriotic" thing to do, so who are we to argue? (Unfortunately, though, the crime...

OHIO - THE BUCKEYE STATE

Ohio joined the Union on March 1, 1803, becoming our nation's 17th state. THE nickname comes from the many buckeye trees that once covered the plains. Present-day Ohio covers approximately...

TOO YOUNG, TOO THIN?

BLOND-haired, blue-eyed all-American Lauren Browne moved to New York from Boston six short months ago with a portfolio in her pocket and a modeling career in the bag. With a...

WHAT DOES TOO SKINNY LOOK LIKE?

Spain's recent banning of models with Body Mass Indexes (BMIs) under 18 means the country's most famous face, Esther Canadas , who reportedly has a BMI of 14, wouldn't be...

'MOON' AND STAR

WHEN it comes to Broadway salaries, "A Moon for the Misbegotten" star Kevin Spacey is shooting for, well, the moon. The acclaimed actor is demanding such a hefty paycheck, some...

SIMON (THAT BASTARD!) SAVED ME

AS rude as Simon Cowell may be to Paula Abdul on "American Idol," he helped save her two years ago during an alleged sex scandal, Paula told The Post. "I...

BADGE BUNNY

MAYBE they should have called it "Armed & Stu pid." Yes, just when you thought they couldn't reach lower down into the M-list celebrity junk pile for the formerly famous...

PORK ROGERS OF 25TH CENTURY

A 25th-century hero got some 21st-century help to reverse his obesity and save his life. Gil Gerard, best-known as the handsome star of the well-remembered sci-fi series "Buck Rogers in...

STARR REPORT

Helping hands "Heroes" co-stars Adrian Pasdar and Milo Ventimig lia lived up to their show's title a few days ago. Accord ing to Us Weekly, the dy namic duo were...

A SHTICKL FOR EVERYONE AT FILM FESTIVAL

A mariachi band making a shiva call? Sounds crazy - but so it goes in "My Mexican Shiva," the Latin American comedy that kicks off the Jewish Film Festival tonight....

ARTISTIC OPPOSITES ATTRACT AT FORUM

KIKI Smith and Agnes Martin are respected female artists. The similarities end there, however, as two well-made short films at Film Forum explain. "Kiki Smith: Squatting the Palace" studies the...

TRUMP CALLS OUT BABS

Dear Rosie, I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife - you needed the rest. An article in today's New York Post indicates that you blew up at...

GALS STICK TOGETHER

Barbara Walters called Donald Trump a "poor, pathetic man" on "The View" yesterday - and also made peace with co-host Rosie O'Donnell. O'Donnell has been embroiled in a weeks-long feud...

INN CROWD OUTLANDISH

THE other night at Waverly Inn & Garden, the world's most crowded "not open yet" restaurant, the waiter didn't know if truffles with $55 macaroni-and-cheese were black or white. Is...

IN WITH OLD, DOWN THE BREW

'VINTAGE" and "beer" tend to go together like "old" and "skunky." Or perhaps "please" and "avoid." But Gramercy Tavern (42 E. 20th St.) hopes that changes to "yes," "please." The...

KIDS AND CHICKS

* Kidfresh 1628 Second Ave., between 84th and 85th streets (212) 861-1141 Dinner: $6.45 up; lunch box: $6.45 up Healthful, freshly made kids' meals to go or stay are the...

APRIL RULES

If you haven't heard of actress April Lee Hernandez yet, you better catch up fast - this gorgeous Nuyorican is the latest bright star to come out of The Bronx....

MARIA FULL OF GRACE

At the age of 14, Maria Reyes, who inspired the tough character of Eva in "Freedom Writers," had lost all hope. "The world had told me over and over that...

LA DOLCE 'RITA'

Next week, the incomparable entertainer Rita Moreno is set to treat audiences who attend her show at Café Carlyle to something the living legend says she hasn't done in years....

LOFTY 'HEIGHTS'

Another kind of "West Side Story" is making its theatrical debut off-Broadway this month, and this one has no gangs or knives. Instead, audiences are given a glimpse of three...

NEW LEASH ON LIFE

Show Emelinda Narvaez a dog nobody wants - one that's "too sick, too old, too ugly" - and it's love at first sight. Born in Santurce, Puerto Rico, and raised...

LATIN OUT LOUD

Zen-sational Stylist extraordinaire Nelson Barretto has moved his uber-popular ENE Salon just a few blocks away to a more Zen-like space - think Nuyorican-meets-Asia. Designed by his girlfriend, Alexandra Castro,...

COUNCIL REBELS WANT AX ON TAX

Some members of the City Council are discussing the possibility of a tax cut as revenues continue gushing into the city's coffers, defying predictions of an economic downturn. "A potential...

ELIOT LOSES COMPTROL AS TOP PICKS SAY NO

ALBANY - Two of the nation's most talented administrators have turned thumbs down on becoming state comptroller because they want no part of the state government "morass," The Post has...

CORRECTION OFFICER KILLS MAN IN ROAD-RAGE FIGHT: COPS

As his frightened wife and young child looked on from the back seat, a state correction officer fired through the open window of his car and fatally shot a man...

TRUMP BLABS ON BABS

Donald Trump lowered the boom on Rosie O'Donnell yesterday - telling the corpulent commentator that "The View" boss Barbara Walters has been saying nasty things behind her back like a...

CITY OKS TOXIC SCHOOLS SITE

The City Council yesterday approved construction of a $235 million educational complex on a Bronx lot soaked in toxins, a month after forcing the Bloomberg administration to shelve the proposal....

BADILLO'S SALVO AT HISPANIC CRITICS

Herman Badillo yesterday defended his controversial book in which he writes that Hispanic parents don't value education - and slammed his Latino critics as caring more about organizing big parades...

RIVERSIDE RATS

Riverside Park is the most crime-ridden of the city's 20 largest parks, according to never-before-revealed data obtained by The Post. There were 36 major crimes reported - mostly robberies -...

'BRIBE' CARPENTERS NAILED

Two contractors were hammered with federal embezzlement and bribery charges yesterday in a brazen 11-year scheme to swindle the carpenters union and its members. Patrick McCaul and James McGonnel, co-owners...

HOOPS KING KIDD A 'BEATEN' MAN

Hoops superstar Jason Kidd yesterday slapped his knockout wife with shocking divorce papers - claiming he's an abused spouse. The New Jersey Nets' All-Star point guard - once busted for...

ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK

New Yorkers are on the move - to other states, a survey of American migration shows. The Empire State ranked fourth in terms of residents who picked up their belongings...

CHARITIES LOSING IN BET BOOM

ALBANY - The recent proliferation of video slot machines, Indian-run casinos and other state-sanctioned gambling in New York has taken a dramatic toll on churches and other charities, says a...

JUNK CALLERS PLAGUE MIKE'S NOT-SO-HOT LINE

WASHINGTON - Mayor Bloomberg's secret, secure telephone for managing city catastrophes has been ringing off the hook - with telemarketers pitching insurance policies and magazine subscriptions. Bloomberg said his "Batphone"...

'SKILL'-DRILLED

Legislators from New York to Washington yesterday took exception to Mayor Bloomberg's assertion that lawmakers don't have the skills needed to become chief executives. "I like Mike Bloomberg very well,"...

MILLIONAIRE GAY LANDLORD FROM HELL FACES JAIL

He lost his old ball and chain when a judge ruled his gay marriage was illegal, but multimillionaire real-estate investor Steven Green could soon get a new one - in...

HS FIGHT ENDS IN SUBWAY STAB

A teenager was stabbed yesterday during an apparent gang fight that started at a Brooklyn high school and spilled onto the subway, police said yesterday. Clarence Davis, 17, a student...

WOMAN GETS $1M 'BREAK'

Apparently, breaking an ankle is better luck than breaking a leg. Josephine Cruz, who broke her ankle in 2000, has cashed in on her misfortune, scoring a $1 million settlement...

BUS BOOR MISSES & 'SWINGS'

An enraged Brooklyn bus passenger wound up with a one-way ticket to Palookaville after picking a fight he couldn't finish with a driver who missed his stop, prosecutors charge. After...

THE 'GRAFFITI VANDAL' WHO WOULDN'T DIE

He's the man who wouldn't die. Four teens stabbed, slashed, choked and rammed their vehicle into a 24-year-old man in Woodside, Queens, on Friday after the victim sprayed graffiti on...

CHAT'S ALL IT IS ON PIRRO'S TALK SHOW

Next on "Jeanine": Hubbies who cheat and the GOP women who love them! Ex-Westchester County District Attorney Jeanine Pirro has inked a deal to host a syndicated talk show, The...

N.J. SNIFFS AT SMELLY THEORY

The Big Stink mystery turned into a lot of hot air yesterday. New Jersey officials blasted the Big Apple's Department of Environmental Protection for suggesting the foul smell that hung...

MAN LOSES LEG IN MACHETE ATTACK

A homeless man who threatened a tenant in a Brooklyn apartment building where he was smoking crack had his leg amputated after the resident attacked him with a machete, cops...

TWO BOYS INJURED IN BROOKLYN BLAZE

A woman and her three young children were injured when a fire ripped through their Brooklyn apartment last night, authorities and neighbors said. The blaze broke out on the third...

BEAT-LE JOHN, 'KOKO' CLAIMS

Koral "Koko" Karsan's $2 million "extortion" letter to Yoko Ono was made public in Manhattan yesterday, and it's a doozy - in it, the creepy chauffeur at one point threatens...

GIRL AND GUY 'TEEN BANDITS'

A Queens teen wanted for questioning in connection with a bank robbery involving a 16-year-old girl has been arrested in a separate bank job, authorities said yesterday. John McCormick, 18,...

EX-MET'S SON PLEADS GUILTY

Troy "T.J." Harrelson, the son of former New York Met Bud Harrelson, pleaded guilty yesterday to helping samurai-sword killer Zachary Gibian hide evidence from the slaying. Gibian, 20, was convicted...

WHITNEY'S STUFF SELLS FOR A SONG

Whitney Houston's fans yesterday flocked to a New Jersey auction house to buy the cash-strapped singer's castoff stained bustiers, feathered purses, scratched vinyl records, discarded underwear and other artifacts. The...

MOB APPEAL IS WHACKED

Convicted Gambino consigliere Frank LoCascio has lost his final bid for a new trial, as a federal appeals court shot down claims that his defense lawyer dropped the ball in...

MO'S THE MAN OF THE HOUSE

Former Mets slugger Mo Vaughn is hitting a home run for the hundreds of families of a notorious Brooklyn housing complex. A bankruptcy judge is expected later this week to...

L.I. ARROW THUG SENT OFF FOR LIFE

A Long Island man convicted of killing a father of three with a razor-tipped hunting arrow last January got 25 years to life in prison yesterday. Thomas Sirico, 35, of...

MOM CHARGED IN INCUBATOR-TOT SLAY

A Bronx woman - who had claimed her newborn was abducted - was charged yesterday with smothering the premature baby to death with a blanket. Lucila Rojas, 25, told cops...

HS KIDS WIN PENTAGON WAR

The Defense Department yesterday agreed to stop sharing information about high-school students with intelligence and law-enforcement agencies, under a settlement with the New York Civil Liberties Union. The group had...

APPLE CELLS IT

It's a cellphone, an iPod and a minicomputer - all in one - and it looks iNcredible. Apple yesterday unveiled its much-anticipated iPhone, which the company is betting will thrill...

STEALTH RUDY BUTTONS LIP ON TROOP SURGE

Rudy Giuliani, a front-runner in several recent polls for the 2008 GOP nomination, has been mum about President Bush's expected Iraq troop-surge proposal - an issue that could be big...

BUSH PLAN: HIT HARD AND FAST

WASHINGTON - The first wave of additional U.S. troops will have their boots on the ground in Baghdad by the end of the month under President Bush's new push to...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

Queens* A 17-year-old was shot yesterday just two blocks away from his high school, police said. The victim, who was not immediately identified, was shot once in the shoulder at...

LOTTERY

NEW YORK Midday Numbers Tue.: 519 Midday Win-4 Tue.: 8866 Evening Numbers Tue.: 923 Evening Win-4 Tue.: 9517 Pick-10 Tue.: 6, 7, 8, 15, 18, 20, 23, 25, 33, 39,...

VLAD'S NATURAL HEIRS

The castle that may once have housed the prince known as Vlad the Impaler - the inspiration for Bram Stoker's "Dracula" - is on the market. Vlad, infamous for his...

PACE'S FILM POLICE

Columbia President Lee Bollinger apparently isn't the only Big Apple college prexy running a PC playpen: So is Pace University honcho David Caputo. Pace flack Chris Cory admits that the...

SILVER'S DIRTY DECK

Gov. Spitzer, Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver and Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno - a group portrait of post-Pataki conviviality - met the press yesterday and announced the formation of a...

FACING IRAN

FRENCH Foreign Minister Philippe Douste Blazy calls it "unthinkable his Russian colleague Sergei Lavrov prefers "unimaginable." The terms are also used in Western diplomatic circles to describe an event few...

TERRORIZING TERRORISTS

WE'LL get you. No matter how long it takes, we'll get you. That's the message our special-operations forces just sent to al Qaeda fugitives in Somalia - and everywhere else....

SILVER IS GOLDEN

Like The Post, I welcome Gov. Spitzer's strongly worded commitment to speed the rebuilding of the World Trade Center site ("From Rhetoric To Reality," Editorial, Jan. 4). However, your suggestion...

PELOSI'S PENNY-PINCHING: TROOPS WILL PAY A PRICE

THE ISSUE: Speaker Nancy Pelosi's threats to deny funding for extra troops in Iraq. The day House Speaker Nancy Pelosi took over and said that it's time to responsibly redeploy,...

CITY SUMMONS: FOR THE BIRDS?

THE ISSUE: A city woman summoned by the NYPD for feeding birds in the street. Perhaps someone should educate this lady and tell her that when you feed the birds...

BLACK E-MAILS

Just weeks from his trial for allegedly looting his media companies, Conrad Black got hit with new charges that he engaged in insider trading and used anonymous Internet postings to...

QUATTRONE GETS 'LEGIT' TREATMENT

Frank Quattrone is joining the ranks of Eliot Spitzer. The bad boy of the Internet bubble who was accused of doling out shares in hot IPOs to favored clients will...

HOWARD STERN'S PAY HITS $700M, SIRIUS-LY

Happy anniversary Howard Stern - here's $83 million. That's the cash value of the 22.1 million shares of common stock Sirius Satellite Radio awarded the shock jock for exceeding subscriber...

ONE BEAUTY OF A BATTLE

THE book may be about beauty, but it's causing an ugly catfight that's headed for court. Maureen Regan is being sued by her co-author of "The Beauty Buyble," Paula Conway,...

APPLE GOOSED

Apple yesterday unveiled its eagerly anticipated iPhone- a sleek portable gadget that lets users download music, watch TV, talk on the phone, take digital pictures, surf the Web and get...

LES TAKES A SHOT ON MORE DIGITAL DEALS

The right relationship is everything. So when Sling Media CEO Blake Kirkorian and Entertainment Group President Jason Hirschhorn went looking to sign the television place-shifting company's first content deal, they...

ANOTHER GAP EXEC HITS EXIT

With Gap Inc.'s sales in free-fall, executives continue to jump ship, and the latest to go is Ivy Ross, the head of product design and development for the Old Navy...

'LOT' OF HOPE FOR NEW LIFE AT SITE IN HARLEM

THERE are stirrings and rumblings that Harlem's long-dormant 1800 Park Ave. site is springing to life. Sources say Vornado Realty Trust - led by the dynamic Steve Roth and Michael...

YOKO'S EXTORTION LETTER

Dear Ms. Ono, As you know, I have loyally served you in many capacities as your driver, bodyguard assistant, butler, nurse, handyman and more so your love and confidant over...

HALL OF JUSTICE

From different coasts and in different leagues, Tony Gwynn and Cal Ripken Jr. built Hall of Fame careers game by game and hit by hit. Yesterday, they were simultaneously rewarded...

FALL OF SHAME

Mark McGwire damaged his Hall of Fame chances by repeating eight words 22 months ago on national television before a Congressional committee. "I'm not here to talk about the past,"...

MCGWIRE DOESN'T BELONG WITH GREATS

TAKE a seat in the corner, Big Mac, and let the baseball world pass you by - maybe forever. You have all those home runs, but your honor is lost....

GOOSE FALLS SHORT

Anyone who knows Rich "Goose" Gossage knows the former Yankee doesn't deal well with defeat. Patience is not a virtue, either. "That's why I became a closer; I never did...

DRAFT SHAFT

Troy Smith dropped everything but the Heisman Trophy on Monday night in University of Phoenix Stadium, and his performance might have dropped him out of the first round of the...

SULLIVAN WINS ... AGAIN

It took until the last game of the never-ending bowl season for defending champion Tim Sullivan to edge Brian Lewis by one game to capture his second-straight college grid handicapping...

HOW TO HIT BIG A PICK 6

With a three-day Pick 6 carryover of $403,438 going into today's wide-open card at Aqueduct, the total pool figures to be well over $1 million. Let's take a shot with...

RED-HOT DEVILS WANT BLUES' BLOOD

With back-to-back weekend victories in Ottawa and Montreal, the Devils have earned points in seven consecutive games (six of them wins), dating to Dec. 26. The streak has given Claude...

JINTS STILL AWAIT COMMAND DECISION

Tom Coughlin hasn't been fired as the head coach of the Giants, but the team yesterday did not confirm he'll be back, either. The clock continues to tick as the...

KEEPING COUGHLIN WOULD BE A BIG BLUE BOO-BOO

THAT howling sound you will hear, roaring through the five boroughs today and landing at the feet of the Giants Stadium power brokers who appear poised to bring Tom Coughlin...

SHOULD BE BETTER

QUARTERBACKS C+ By any numerical measure, the improve ment of Eli Manning (24 TDs, 18 INTs) was barely discernable. Accuracy and decisive ness on the field came and went with...

NO ISLE-USION

They have played out this Hockey Battle of New York for 34 seasons now, and never before, not when the Islanders were winning the Stanley Cup four straight years and...

GREEN BLUEPRINT

WHEN Eric Mangini stood before his players for the final time of the 2006 season Monday morning, he thanked them for their effort and commitment. Quickly after that, Mangini smartly...

TEAM ON THE RISE

QUARTERBACKS B Chad Pennington (17 TDs, 16 INTs) did an admirable job conducting the no-huddle offense and was fairly consistent, minus a few hiccup performances.RUNNING BACKS C- The Jets opted...

ISIAH: STEPH STEPPING UP

Stephon Marbury's recent improved play helped the Knicks survive the aftermath of the suspensions that were brought down after the brawl with the Nuggets. So, just how good has Marbury...

NATE RETURNS

Nate Robinson will return tonight from the 10-game suspension he incurred after the brawl against Denver, and the diminutive guard, typically a Garden favorite, is unsure how the faithful will...

JASON WASN'T KIDD-ING

Yesterday afternoon, Jason Kidd filed for divorce from his wife Joumana, citing abuse and extreme cruelty. Last night, he tortured Toronto with a vintage Kidd performance, an all-around clinic that...

COLLINS 'BACK' IN FRAY

The Nets' big men are having all kinds of back woes. Jason Collins, who missed two games because of a strained lower back, was back in the starting lineup last...

CASHMAN PUTS BIG UNIT BEHIND

At the end of yesterday's media teleconference, Brian Cashman thanked Randy Johnson for being a Yankee. It was a touching statement that once again proved the Yankees GM is a...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

Think New York City's trans-fat ban goes too far? Officials in Franklin County, Ohio, have taken glazed and jelly doughnuts out of prisoners' diets - amid concerns about trans-fat content....

SMOOTH LINES FOR ANY SITUATION

We've all been there: Tongue-tied, flustered and at a complete loss for the right words, whether it's on a first date or after a minor relationship indiscretion. If you're wishing...

DEAR POST MAN

Dear Post Man: What do you think: Is it OK for a woman to fake an orgasm? You know, we are not always in the mood, but I still want...