December 13, 2002

SEC PLANS TO GO AFTER ACCOUNTANTS

The Securities and Exchange Commission is planning to sue more accounting companies for the roles they played in carrying out fraud at big companies. And that's just the first wave...

GENDARMES RAID EX-VIVENDI CHIEF'S HOMES AND OFFICES

Just as Jean-Marie Messier is about to get booted from his posh New York digs, some unwanted visitors showed up yesterday at his homes in France. French authorities raided the...

IT'S OFFICIAL: BUSH NAMES FRIEDMAN

Former Goldman Sachs co-chairman Stephen Friedman was officially tapped by President George W. Bush to be his chief economic adviser. The move, by Bush, ends a week of speculation about...

TWO-HAND OUCH FOOTBALL: INJURED FEW SAYING POPULAR TOY NEEDS WARNING LABELS

An architect is suing Hasbro claiming that its popular howling football toy shattered his drawing hand and should carry warning labels. Daniel Ryan, 28, said small, hard plastic devices on...

TRADEMARK LAWSUIT PITS SEVEN VS. 7

Seven is proving to be an unlucky number for two jeans makers. Seven jeans, arguably the hottest jeans brands with the fashion flock, is being challenged by a similarly named...

SHOPPING NIGHTMARE : RETAILERS FEAR TRANSIT STRIKE WOULD RUIN HOLIDAYS

The pending transit strike couldn't happen at a worse time for retailers. With the holiday shopping season gearing up for its final week, retailers are counting on every last penny...

HERE'S A HARD STOCKING STUFFER TO PASS UP

You can buy stock now in the world's first public offering of a legal brothel at just 30 cents a share - making them at least a novel Christmas gift....

GOLDMAN TRADERS REVERSE COURSE, WILL STAY IN GOTHAM

Goldman Sachs has backed off its threat to pack up its trading desks and move them to across the Hudson to Jersey City. A beaming Mayor Bloomberg yesterday told a...

BOUTIQUE HOTEL TO CHECK IN UPTOWN

While the hotel industry continues to climb out from its economic depths, the owners of SoHo's trendy 60 Thompson hotel are creating a chain of upscale boutique inns. Brothers Jason,...

NASDAQ CEO ON ROPES: BOARD LOOKS TO OUST SIMMONS AFTER TWO YEARS AT HELM

Nasdaq Chairman and Chief Executive Hardwick "Wick" Simmons will be asked to leave the helm of the struggling tech-focused stock market after barely two years, sources told The Post. The...

SEC PLANS MORE ACCOUNT-ABILITY

Watch out accountants: the SEC has you in its sights! The Securities and Exchange Commission is planning to sue more accounting companies for the roles they played in carrying out...

STARR REPORT

Boyle 'Exonerated' in off-Broadway run "Everybody Loves Raymond" star Peter Boyle will return to the stage after 20 years when he joins the cast of the off-Broadway production of "The...

WITH 'FRIENDS' LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS MUSIC?

IMAGINARY FRIENDSThe Ethel Barrymore Theatre, 243 W. 47th St. (212) 239-6200. NORA Ephron's "Im- aginary Friends," which courageously opened at the Ethel Barrymore Theatre last night, is an imaginary play....

CHEERS FOR CHAYA AT ALVIN AILEY GALA

ALVIN AILEY AMERICAN DANCE THEATERAt City Center, 130 W. 55th St., between Sixth and Seventh avenues; (212) 581-1212. Season runs through Jan. 4. MAZAZUMI CHAYA - Alvin Ailey's associate artistic...

BAKER'S DOZEN ; SINGER BRINGS THAT LITTLE BIT EXTRA TO A COMEBACK GIG

"What am I going to do with my hair? I got mommy hair. I got to find a happy medium between mommy hair and [Aretha-like] queen hair."Anita Baker "I've always...

TUG OF LOVE STORY

EVELYN 1/2 Heartwarming, sentimental blarney.Running time: 94 minutes, Rated PG (nothing offensive). At Empire 25, Lincoln Square, Union Square. Despite its treacly sentimentality, predictability and gutless evasiveness about the power...

'SCHMIDT' HITS THE JACKPOT

"About Schmidt" opens today at the Lincoln Square and the Union Square. The 119-minute film is rated R for profanity and brief nudity. Here are excerpts from Lou Lumenick's three-star...

ONE 'HOT' FLICK

THE HOT CHICK A surprise hit. Running time: 101 minutes. Rated PG-13 (crude sexual humor, profanity, drug references). At the Empire, the Union Square, the Kips Bay, others. 'THE Hot...

'ARK' TRAVELS THROUGH TIME

RUSSIAN ARK From Russia, with love.In Russian, with English subtitles. Running time: 96 minutes. Not rated (nothing objectionable). At the Lincoln Plaza in Manhattan and the Cinema Arts Centre in...

UP TO ITS OLD 'TREKS'

STAR TREK: NEMESIS 1/2 The Enterprise back in form.Running time: 112 minutes. Rated PG-13 (violence, adult themes). At the E-Walk, the 84th Street, the Magic Johnson, others. THERE has always...

ABC CHANGES BATTLE PLANS

ABC is seriously scaling back plans for a new military-reality show called "Profiles From the Frontline." The Pentagon-sanctioned series about U.S. troops fighting overseas was supposed to air by the...

RE: JOYCE - WITH A 'SLICE'

BALLET HISPANICOAt the Joyce Theater, 175 Eighth Ave. (212) 242-0800. Season runs through Dec. 15. OVER the years, Tina Ramirez's Ballet Hispanico has become a real force in New York...

SURVIVOR PORN PAIR TURN UGLY

THE wife of "Survivor: Thailand" contestant Brian Heidik has been busted by cops in L.A. for attacking her husband. Court TV's The Smoking Gun is reporting that Charmaine "C.C." Heidik...

YANKS, BUT NO THANKS

"Robbie the Reindeer inHooves of Fire" and "Robbie the Reindeer in Legend of the Lost Tribe" Tonight at 9p.m. and 9:30 p.m. on WCBS/Ch. 2 WHAT do you get if...

A BEAT WITH HEAT

DRUMLINE Pretty hard to resist.Running time: 118 minutes. Rated PG-13 (mild profanity). At the Empire, the Chelsea, the Village East, others. 'DRUMLINE" is the real deal, a toe-tapping, feel-good sleeper...

IDOL'S KELLY GETS A CHORUS OF SUPPORT

THE producers of "American Idol" are standing behind winner Kelly Clarkson - who was caught up this week in accusations that she was not the fresh-faced amateur she portrayed herself...

YOU'LL FANCY NANCY: THIS GIRL DETECTIVE IS NEVER CLUELESS

Wonderful World of Disney, Nancy Drew The second hardcover book I ever owned was Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the something or other. I was mesmerized by Nancy and...

HATE AT 1ST BITE: HOW 'VAMPIRES' GOT DRAINED OF ITS BLOOD

A producer who bought an opera then decided he wanted a musical comedy. A temperamental star who wrote his own jokes - then cut all of his co-star's. A choreographer...

J.LO'S GOT IT 'MAID'

MAID IN MANHATTAN ½ Painless date movie. Running time: 105 minutes. Rated PG-13 (sexual situations). At the E-Walk, the Union Square, the Harlem USA, others. WHEN it comes to romantic...

WEAPONS CHARADE - U.S. SLAMS IRAQ-REPORT 'HALF-TRUTHS'

WASHINGTON - Iraq's weapons declaration doesn't appear to explain what happened to chemical and biological agents missing when inspectors were expelled from Iraq four years ago, U.S. officials said last...

CITY WARNS DOCS - HELP PATIENTS STOP SMOKING - OR EL$E

The city Health Department is warning doctors they could face malpractice suits if they don't push patients to kick the smoking habit - stunning physicians around the city who've never...

DEMS' SELECTIVE OUTRAGE

IT'S hard to miss the joy be neath Democrats' outrage over Senate GOP leader Trent Lott's self-made predicament. Still reeling from their midterm election debacle, they've been handed a winning...

NYPD HITS ROADBLOCK IN COURT

ALBANY - The state's top court yesterday ruled that New York City police cannot set up random roadblocks in high-crime areas in the hope of discovering general criminal conduct. The...

TOUSSAINT'S AN EASY RIDER IN SUV

As millions of straphangers face the prospect of scrambling to get to work during a transit strike, the leader of the city's subway and bus workers won't have that problem...

2 ISRAELIS SLAIN NEAR HOLY TOMB

JERUSALEM - Two Israelis were gunned down near Hebron's Tomb of the Patriarchs shrine yesterday, and seven Palestinians - including a terrorist - were killed in a series of confrontations...

ONCE-SICK NICK GOES SLICK AS HE DODGES JAIL FOR DUI

MALIBU, Calif. - A judge slapped Nick Nolte with three years' probation and three months of drug counseling yesterday after the actor was convicted of driving under the influence of...

BIG WHEEL WILL REV UP PAT'S DAY

A native New Yorker and Ford car executive was announced yesterday as the grand marshal of the 2003 St. Patrick's Day Parade. Leading the march up Fifth Avenue on March...

'DECEPTIVE' H&R TO PAY $2.7M

H&R Block has been ordered to repay $2.7 million to tens of thousands of low-income New Yorkers for misleading customers. As part of a settlement reached with the city Department...

SCAMBULANCE CROOK HEADS TO PRISON FOR $57M RIP-OFF

A Brooklyn ambulance company owner who masterminded a $57 million fraud scheme was sentenced to serve 6 ½ years behind bars yesterday and ordered to fork over all the money...

SCHOOLS BOSS: WALKOUT WILL ABORT SPORTS

All school sporting events, field trips and after-school programs will be canceled next week if there's a transit strike, Schools Chancellor Joel Klein said yesterday. And Klein told parents of...

SLY TO PUT 'ROCKY' IN RING AGAIN

Hollywood heavyweights MGM and Sylvester Stallone are hoping the sixth round of the "Rocky" saga delivers a box-office knockout. MGM sid yesterday it has signed Stallone to write a "Rocky...

RELATIVES OF 9/11 VICTIMS YESTERDAY LAUNCHED A CAMPAIGN TO CREATE A VENDOR-FREE ZONE

Relatives of 9/11 victims yesterday launched a campaign to create a vendor-free zone around Ground Zero. The Rev. Bill Minson, who helped with recovery efforts after 9/11, spoke on behalf...

MIKE'S RX NO MAGIC, BUT IT'S A HEALTHY PLACE TO START

FIRST, do no harm. Dr. Bloomberg, in prescribing a cure for all that supposedly ails downtown, might have had the Hippocratic law in mind yesterday in his "Vision for 21st...

LOTT'S LAME EXCUSES; JUSTICE THOMAS WEIGHS IN

PRESIDENT Bush made Trent Lott's peril clear yesterday: "Any suggestion that a segregated past was acceptable or positive is offensive, and it is wrong. Recent comments by Sen. Lott do...

WEIRD BUT TRUE

A Wisconsin couple shelled out $557,000 for their dream house - only to find out it was impregnated with toxic mold and must be torn down immediately. Brian and Kaare...

KOCH WALKED THE WALK AND TALKED THE TALK

HE marched across that bridge like MacArthur and he spoke like Churchill. "We will win! We will win!" he shouted on that April Fool's Day 1980. Shouts from the crowd:...

DOWNTOWN'S GREEN ACRES - BLOOMBERG'S $10B PLAN ADDS RIVER PARKS, TREES, AIRPORT HUB

Mayor Bloomberg offered a sweeping vision yesterday for a transformed lower Manhattan, complete with new neighborhoods, vast green spaces, a transit hub with direct airport connections - and a $10.6...

THE INTERNET'S FIRST SCALP

THERE'S nothing more exciting than watching a new medium mature before your eyes. That's what's been happening over the past week in the so-called blogosphere - the cyberworld of personal...

CARDINAL LAW MAY RESIGN AT TODAY'S POPE VISIT

Bernard Cardinal Law is expected to meet with the pope in the Vatican today amid reports he'll offer to resign as head of the Archdiocese of Boston. Law is said...

JAY SLAY SUSPECT HELD IN STICKUP

An ex-con wanted for questioning in the sensational murder of rapper Jam Master Jay has been nabbed in an armed holdup on Long Island, The Post has learned. Sources identified...

DAILY SUBPOENAED - B'KLYN BISHOP CALLED IN BOSTON SCANDAL

Brooklyn Bishop Thomas Daily has been subpoenaed to testify at a Massachusetts grand jury investigating the cover-up of sexual abuse by priests in the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston. "He...

DESIGNER-KNOCKOFF RING BUSTED 'FAUX' POSSESSION

Ten workers were arrested when cops smashed a Manhattan counterfeiting ring that trafficked in a variety of phony designer merchandise destined for holiday shoppers, police said yesterday. The items included...

PICK 6 SCAMMER VOWS GIFT HORSE

One of three former frat boys busted for trying to swindle $3 million from the Breeders' Cup said he hoped the real winners would now be able to cash in...

STAIN OF GUILT NAILED QNS. BANK BANDIT: DA

Suspected stick-up artist Andre Rogers was literally caught red-handed. After a Nov. 21, 2001 robbery at a Greenpoint Savings Bank in Flushing, Queens, Rogers was found a block away, his...

PIZZA 'KILLER': IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

An admitted killer tearfully told authorities he didn't mean to hurt anyone when he whipped out a loaded gun and pulled the trigger as his friends were robbing a pizza...

CITY SUFFERS 'SMACK' ATTACK AMID TERROR WAR

WASHINGTON - Heroin shipments to New York are skyrocketing, partly because the Bush administration has shifted resources away from the drug war to the terror war, lawmakers and others charged...

CITY INFANT-DEATH RATE HITS NEW LOW

New York's infant-mortality rate dropped last year to the lowest level in city history, the Health Department reported yesterday. Officials said 6.1 infant deaths were recorded for each 1,000 live...

BRONX SYNAGOGUE BOMBER CONVICTED

A Yonkers man who allegedly told police he wanted to send a message to "the f- - -ing rich Jews from Riverdale" was convicted yesterday of committing a hate crime...

UNION SQUARE ART 'ATTACK'

While cops try to find out who shut down the Union Square subway station Wednesday with a few dozen black boxes marked "FEAR," members of the city's art community hailed...

KLEIN SENDS PINK SLIPS FOR HOLIDAYS

Hundreds of Department of Education administrators and clerical workers have gotten pink slips from Schools Chancellor Joel Klein's office, sources said yesterday. Klein last month announced that he's eliminating 550...

WOMAN NABBED IN BROTHEL SLAY

A 45-year-old woman is being held in the murder of a Manhattan ad executive inside a Midtown brothel two months ago, police said. Carla Elechensen was charged late Wednesday with...

CUNY'S 'OPEN DOOR' CLOSED

ALBANY - The state Board of Regents yesterday slammed the door on CUNY's open-enrollment policy for good. After a three-year trial, the Regents decided to continue a strict admissions policy...

ON COURSE FOR COLLISION - MIKE $TRIKES BACK - TWU HOWLS, 'SHUT UP'

The city edged closer to a transit strike yesterday as Mayor Bloomberg slammed the Transport Workers Union for already costing the city $5 million for contingency plans - and TWU...

CIGAR BASH SLIPS INTO LOOPHOLE

It looks like the "Big Smoke" won't be snuffed out by Mayor Bloomberg. The Big Smoke - an event hosted by Cigar Aficionado magazine that draws thousands to New York...

TWIN TRAGEDIES - WIFE HURT IN FIRE, HUBBY HIT BY CAR

The bad luck of Friday the 13th came a day early for a tragic Manhattan family. Not only was Virginia Cowles hurt in an apartment fire yesterday, her husband, Michael...

STOGIE FANS ARE BREATHING EASIER

Patrons puffed a sigh of relief yesterday at a West Side cigar bar that will be one of the city's few safe smoking havens when a new ban on tobacco...

$10M FOR MAN HURT AS TEEN ON SCHOOL TRIP

A young man who sued the manufacturers of an obstacle course on which he was blinded in one eye during a 1994 school field trip has been awarded $10 million....

DRIVER SAYS VIOLENT JET WAS DRUNK

A limo driver who claims he was assaulted by a member of the New York Jets told police he was roughed up after he threw the drunken player out of...

KID-PORN RAP FOR DENTIST

A Queens dentist who moonlights as a youth basketball coach was busted for toting child porn - homemade films that investigators are examining to see if they feature his underage...

BUSH TAKES A SWAT AT LOTT - SCOLDING FOR 'OFFENSIVE' SPEECH MAY SIGNAL GOP COUP

WASHINGTON - President Bush hung Senate Republican leader Trent Lott out to dry yesterday, blistering him for "offensive" remarks that sounded like an endorsement of segregation. The White House denied...

MIRACLE KID'S REBOUND FROM SNIPER BULLET WOWS 1ST LADY

WASHINGTON - To look at young Iran Brown, robust and healthy as he chatted with First Lady Laura Bush yesterday, you'd never know he was the sniper victim whose fate...

'TERROR'-RADIO EGYPTIAN AT WTC HOTEL SUES FOR $20M

An Egyptian man yesterday filed a $20 million lawsuit for being falsely charged with lying about having an aviation radio in his hotel room across the street from the World...

MAN ACCUSED OF RAPE BID WANTS $1M FOR 9/11 FIRE HERO'S PUSH

An alleged attempted rapist has filed a $1 million lawsuit against the FDNY, charging he was seriously injured when a firefighter racing to the World Trade Center on Sept. 11...

NYPD DAILY BLOTTER

MANHATTAN * A red-dye pack that exploded in a bank robber's hands caused a brief terrorist scare on a Midtown street, a police source said yesterday. The robbery occurred Wednesday...

PUSHING PEOPLE ONTO WELFARE

IT takes real strength to stay off welfare when society and even the government are pushing you to give up. Meet June (not her real name), 35. She had her...

$1M ACTION VS. 9/11 HEROES

An alleged attempted rapist has filed a $1 million lawsuit against the FDNY, charging he was seriously injured when a firefighter racing to the World Trade Center on Sept. 11...

TOLD YOU SO: U.S.: QAEDA-IRAQ GAS REPORT NO SURPRISE

WASHINGTON - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said yesterday the possibility Saddam Hussein may give terrorists chemical and biological weapons "should come as no surprise to anybody." Rumsfeld, visiting a high-tech...

SNIPER'S MIRACLE SURVIVOR : HE'S PICTURE OF HEALTH IN VISIT WITH FIRST LADY

WASHINGTON - To look at Iran Brown, robust and healthy as he chatted yesterday with First Lady Laura Bush, you'd never know he was the young sniper victim whose uncertain...

BUSH'S LOTT SWAT MAY SIGNAL GOP COUP

WASHINGTON - President Bush hung Senate Republican leader Trent Lott out to dry yesterday, blistering him for "offensive" remarks that sounded like an endorsement of segregation. The White House denied...

THE FAN'S CORNER

Pudgie Walsh's team was ravaged by Sept. 11. The founder and personnel director of the FDNY football team lost 22 members of his squad and one member of the Brooklyn...

JETS COME BEAR-ING GIFTS ; GANG GREEN WILL PUT HURT ON CRIPPLED CHICAGO

DURING the Bears' two-month losing streak, Chicago did hang tough and scare some good teams. However, that was when they could lean on RB Anthony Thomas, who's now out for...

SURFCASTING TOURNEY ; HAS CAUGHT ON

SURF fishing is synonymous with Montauk, and it is as much a part of the history of the East End as the Lighthouse itself. So with all this tradition it...

STERN'S WARNING HAS NO NET WORTH

In 1991, NBA commissioner David Stern ran down to a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing in Washington to deliver a message to the forces of legalized, government-sponsored gambling: Keep your stinkin'...

A WHOLE LOTTO GARBAGE ; TV SPOT PLAYS US FOR FOOLS AT HOLIDAY

THE new, seasonal commercial for the New York State Lottery is designed to be a real tear-jerker. It's a tear-jerker, alright, the kind that brings jerks to tears. A car...

DEVS ARE DESPERATE FOR DEAL

COLUMBUS - It's not as though the Devils don't need someone in return for Mike Danton. As the days turn into weeks, it seems more and more plausible that Lou...

ISLES ROAD WARRIORS AGAIN

If last year is history, the Islanders do seem to have carried over at least one positive into this season - their play on the road. After getting off to...

NY DRAFT SNUB NOT BIG DEAL FOR BUTLER

MIAMI - Unaware the Knicks had the Antonio McDyess deal in place, fans at the Garden chanted Caron Butler's name on Draft Night when Scott Layden came up at No....

MUTOMBO SLAPS CRITICS ON WRIST

NET NOTES Four months and the critics be damned, Dikembe Mutombo insisted yesterday. The Nets center hopes for a late-February comeback from right wrist surgery, far sooner than anticipated. And...

MCDYESS NEWS CHEERS MATES ; BUT RETURN MIGHT COME TOO LATE

Allan Houston was glad to hear that Antonio McDyess is recovering from knee surgery faster than expected and looked forward to the prospect of getting the power forward back. But...

METS NEED GRIFFEY

NASHVILLE - Three weeks ago I put a blueprint out there for the Yankees so they could find a way to land Bartolo Colon. That plan is in action, now...

RANGERS NEED ; VET IN NET

If Glen Sather had previously been blinded by the light of his prize teenage prospect Dan Blackburn, surely the GM can now see the urgency of bringing a capable veteran...

RILEY: KNICKS CAME KNOCKING WITH 'ZO OFFER

MIAMI - The Knicks are so desperate to get rid of the maximum contracts of either Latrell Sprewell and Allan Houston they apparently would be willing to trade one of...

RJ FLOATS ON AIR AS JORDAN VISITS

He has gone against him several times but playing against Michael Jordan still is a thrill for Richard Jefferson. Hey, before Jefferson went off to college, one of the last...

WILL SAYS THERE'S WAY ; INJURED CB ALLEN WANTS TO GET BACK

Will Allen intercepted a couple of passes during Giants practice yesterday, looking as if the torn muscle in his right shoulder was fully healed. Allen looked so good, head coach...

HALL DEFENSE GETS NO REST

Seton Hall coach Louis Orr has worked hard to erase the memory of last year's season-ending seven-game losing streak, and he has used some unexpected extra practice time to drill...

YANKS ARE MESSING UP

IT is fine for the Yankees to resolve to cut payroll, because regardless of how much they slice they are still going to have a substantial payroll. It is certainly...

BARBER GOING TO HAWAII?

GIANT NOTES Only 13 games into the season, Giants RB Tiki Barber has rushed for 1,043 yards, which is better than his career high of 1,006 in 2000. But what...

THE VOSBURGH IS SHORTENED TO 6½ FURLONGS

The New York Racing Association yesterday released its stakes schedule for 2003, featuring 180 black-type events - 125 of those graded stakes, including 41 Grade 1's - worth more than...

MET AIMS: REPLACE ALFONZO, DUMP REY

The Mets would love to sign a third baseman and get rid of a shortstop. But the Expos' pending fire sale at the winter meetings in Nashville beginning today may...

GANGS OF NEW YORK; GREEN DEFENSE AND OFFENSE DUKE IT OUT IN TOE-TO-TOE BRAWL

With the Jets' playoff hopes hanging in the balance as they prepare to play the Bears Sunday in Illinois, practice yesterday evolved into a day ripped right from the madcap...

IT'S YANKS VS. METS FOR ZEILE

The Yankees have made an offer to Todd Zeile and started negotiations with the agent for Japanese slugger Hideki Matsui, The Post has learned. Interesting, the Mets have an interest...

URLACHER KNOWS WHAT'S COMING

JET NOTES Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher knows exactly what to expect from the Jets when they play each other Sunday in Champaign, Ill.: A heavy dose of Curtis Martin...

'NERVOUS' HAMMOND INKS 4.8M YANK DEAL

If Chris Hammond thought his nerves jangled when the Yankees showed an interest, wait until Joe Torre calls on Hammond to face Carlos Delgado in front of 50,000 Stadium denizens....

BIG MOUTH COSTLY FOR GRANT

HORACE Grant, released this week by Orlando, always speaks his mind, though, at times, it becomes muffled by mystery. As a principal beam of four championship winners, he is notorious...

ST. JOHN'S CUTTING FOOTBALL, 5 OTHERS

In a stunning development that will send shock waves through the St. John's athletic community, the university announced last night the elimination of the Red Storm football team, the men's...

RANGER TRADE NETS DUNHAM

This was a desperate time that led to a desperate measure. This was the dramatic conclusion to one of the most stunning and heartbreaking days in the history of the...

RICHTER TOLD SEASON'S OVER

Mike Richter was crying on the inside, that was clear to everyone involved with the poignant conference call last night in which the goaltender announced he had been advised by...

JACKETS GIVE DEVS CASE OF THE CHILLS

Jackets 4Devils 2 COLUMBUS - If he won't get them a scorer, Lou Lamoriello could at least spring for a Global Positioning System to help his Devils find the net....

HALL TUNES UP FOR FUTURE TESTS

Seton Hall 67Monmouth 57 They played hard, they disposed of an outclassed foe, and they passed no tests. That will come starting tomorrow. Seton Hall played 40 minutes against outmatched...

ST. JOHN'S CUTTING FOOTBALL, OTHERS

In a shocking development that will send ripples through the St. John's athletic community, the university is expected to announce today the elimination of the football, men's and women's swim,...

SLEEPING GIANT: DON'T BE FOOLED BY LAKERS' SLOW START

Yes, the Lakers are sputtering along these days, seemingly bored by the NBA's regular season after three straight NBA titles. But think of them as bears in hibernation. They're sleeping...

MARCHAND'S MATCHUP OF THE WEEK

'The Junction' Boys' vs. 'A Season on the Brink' In March, A Season on the Brink was far more a comedy than a classic. The depiction of Bobby Knight by...

5 QUESTIONS FOR STUART SCOTT

This week, The Post's Andrew Marchand talked with ESPN's Stuart Scott. Last month in The Matchup, the 37-year-old Scott was deemed "More Annoying" than Brent Musburger. Q: What don't people...

HOWIE SWITCHING TO RADIO BOOTH? METS MAY RECAST BROADCAST LINEUPS

The Mets, MSG Network and WFAN radio have had discussions that could move Howie Rose from the television booth to radio next season. If Rose rotates into the radio booth...