If the Guardian’s Best TV of 2015 countdown proves anything at all, it’s that there was simply too much television this year. There was more TV than anyone could realistically watch.
Once all the ballots were compiled, our writers ended up voting for 112 different programmes. Assuming the mean length of each programme was 10 hours (although some were one-off documentaries and some were, ahem, Homes Under the Hammer), that works out at 46 and a half days of television – 46 and a half days, watched straight through without work or sleep or food or going outside. That’s simply an unreasonable amount of television to be expected to watch. Even I, as someone who writes about television for a living, missed out on about a third of the list.
What’s surprising is the sheer number of sources that these shows have come from. They’re smeared across 28 different platforms; big traditional channels such as BBC1 and Channel 4, but also on-demand services such as Netflix and Amazon Prime and iPlayer. Even TruTV gets a look in. (I didn’t even know what TruTV was until now. Apparently it’s a channel famous for a series called Santas in the Barn. That one didn’t make the list, by the way, which is a shame because it looks amazing.)
And these are just the shows we liked. There’s so much more out there, all the bad television: the cruddy lower-EPG filler documentaries about shark attacks and men who kill, and endless, pointless auctions. We ignored those in favour of diligently crafted, beautifully shot labours of love that were full of heart and interesting points of view and winning performances. And we still ended up with 112 of them.
Obviously, you’re going to disagree with most of the list. You’re going to point out shows that nobody here voted for (such as the terrible third season of House of Cards), and shows that premiered slightly too late to do better (such as Jessica Jones). You’re definitely going to have something to say about Homes Under the Hammer, because I can’t work out why that’s there either. But, as a snapshot of the programmes that the coddled broadsheet metropolitan elite enjoyed this year, it seems largely representative.
However, there was so much good television this year that, inevitably, you’re going to get caught out. You’re going to meet someone, and they’re going to ask you what you thought of Mr Robot, and you’ll be left spluttering and flailing like an uncultured fool. So consider this a cheatsheet; here’s every show in the ballot, in reverse order of popularity, accompanied by a micro-review that you can use to fool friends and acquaintances into thinking that you’ve seen them. You are welcome.
112 The Flash (Sky1): So-So
111 Grayson Perry’s Dream House (Channel 4): Intelligent
110 The Man in the High Castle (Amazon): Potential
109 Rupaul’s Drag Race (truTV): Colourful
108 Homes under the Hammer (BBC1): A Clerical Error
107 Atomic: Living in Dread and Promise (BBC4): Hypnotic
106 Jane the Virgin (E4): Relentlessly Entertaining
105 The Game (BBC2): Less Than The Sum Of Its Parts
104 Wet Hot American Summer (Netflix): Giddy
103 Agent Carter (Fox): An Empty Delight
102 Inside the Commons (BBC2): Dry, But Fascinating
101 Danger Mouse (CBBC): As Good As You Remember
100 1864 (BBC4): Kaspar Juul!
99 The Royals (E!): Trashy
98 Raised by Wolves (C4): Mouthy
97 Downton Abbey (ITV): The End, Thank God.
96 Cyberbully (C4): Eat Your Vegetables
95 Toast of London (C4): Bizarrely Low
94 Cradle to Grave (BBC2): Weirdly-Accented Nostalgiafest
93 W1a (BBC2): Pathologically Self-Referential
92 Gotham (C5): Pointless
91 Shark (BBC1): Beautiful
90 Girls (Sky Atlantic): Off The Boil
89 The Detectives (BBC2): Scarring
88 The C Word (BBC1): Touching
87 Orange is the New Black (Netflix): Shapeless
86 People Just Do Nothing (BBC3): Electric
85 Chef’s Table (Netflix): Too Reverent
84 Gogglebox (C4): Apparently Entertaining
83 You Me and the Apocalypse (Sky1): Ambitious
82 Bojack Horseman (Netflix): Deliberately Depressing
81 My Son the Jihadi (C4): Startling
80 Ray Donovan (Sky Atlantic): Perennial B-Lister
79 Togetherness (Sky Atlantic): Duplassy
78 Sense8 (Netflix): Dildotastic
77 Storyville: India’s Daughter (BBC4): Gut-Wrenching
76 First Dates (C4): Awkward
75 The Outcast (BBC1): Read The Book Instead
74 Ripper Street (Amazon): Back!
73 Handmade: Metal (BBC4): Absorbing
72 Justified (Spike): Already Missed
71 House of Fools (BBC2): Silly
70 The Legacy (Sky Arts): Peak Danish
69 Broadchurch (ITV): The Most Disappointing Show Of The Year
68 Fortitude (Sky Atlantic): Genre-Bending
67 Penny Dreadful (Sky Atlantic): Silly
66 Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy Central): Breakout
65 Scream Queens (E4): Showing Promise
64 Narcos (Netflix): Less Than The Sum Of Its Parts
63 Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (BBC1): Vast
62 The Last Kingdom (BBC2): Game Of Moans
61 Unreal (Lifetime): Cable Drama By Numbers
60 Weekly Wipe (BBC2): Cutting
59 Homeland (C4): Much Improved
58 The Clangers (Cbeebies): Delightful
57 Not Safe for Work (C4): Nearly Funny
56 The Daily Show (Comedy Central): Essential, With Or Without Jon Stewart
55 Critical (Sky1): Already Dead
54 Veep (Sky Atlantic): Dazzling
53 Nurse Jackie (Sky Atlantic): Still Going
52 Bitter Lake (iPlayer): Either ‘Bold’ Or ‘Impenetrable’, Depending On Who You’re Trying To Impress
51 Louis Theroux (BBC2): Maturing
50 Chewing Gum (E4): Real
49 Jessica Jones (Netflix): Better Than Daredevil, Worst Theme Tune Of The Year
48 Community (Yahoo): Hidden
47 Grace and Frankie (Netflix): Less Than The Sum Of Its Parts
46 Count Arthur Strong (BBC1): Solid
45 The Affair (Sky Atlantic): Annoying
44 Doctor Who (BBC1): Resurgent
43 The Walking Dead (Fox): Slightly Less Resurgent
42 Made in Chelsea (E4): A Clerical Error
41 Daredevil (Netflix): Great, Then Terrible
40 Detectorists (BBC4): Charming
39 The Americans (ITV Encore): Wiggy, But Gripping
38 Bloodline (Netflix): Less Than The Sum Of Its Parts.
37 Last Week Tonight (Sky Atlantic): Barnstorming
36 No Offence (C4): Shameless
35 Hunted (C4): Unintentionally Silly
34 Silicon Valley (Sky Atlantic): Incredible
33 Peter Kay’s Car Share (BBC1): Very Popular
32 Game of Thrones (Sky Atlantic): Redacted, On The Basis That Any Description Will Be Misread As A Spoiler, And I Don’t Need The Ballache
31 EastEnders (BBC1): Live
30 Peep Show (C4): Please Don’t Go
29 Great Canal Journeys (C4): Elegiac
28 Rectify (AMC): Southern Gothic
27 Hannibal (Sky Living): Lysergic
26 Last Man on Earth (Dave): Riotous
25 The Returned (More 4): Gorgeous
24 The Good Wife (More 4): Full Of Backstage Hatred
23 Broad City (Comedy Central): Zeitgeisty
22 The Leftovers (Sky Atlantic): The Best Show Of The Year. This Poll Is Broken.
21 Great British Bake Off (BBC1): Heartwarming
20 Transparent (Amazon): Touching, Important, Not Very Funny
19 Show Me a Hero (Sky Atlantic): Eat Your Vegetables
18 The Jinx (Sky Atlantic): Sinister
17 Doctor Foster (BBC1): Brutal
16 Inside No 9 (BBC2): Nightmarish
15 Unforgotten (ITV): Gripping
14 This is England ’90 (C4): Muscular
13 Humans (C4): Ambitious
12 Cucumber (C4): Harrowing
11 Fargo (C4): Crackling
10 River (BBC1): Haunting
9 Better Call Saul (Netflix): Fantastically Offbeat
8 Empire (E4): A Sensation
7 Mr Robot (Amazon): Fight Club With Floppy Discs
6 Master of None (Netflix): Didactic
5 London Spy (BBC2): Not Quite As Good As Everyone Says
4 Catastrophe (C4): Brilliant
3 Mad Men (Sky Atlantic): A Perfect Send-Off
2 Wolf Hall (BBC2): Stunning
1 Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (Netflix): An Absolute Force Of Nature
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